Toni and Ryan

If you think your carpets are clean, think again. Listening to Toni and Ryan is like hiring an industrial-grade steam extractor for your soul. I was sitting on what I thought was a respectable Berber rug of a life, but after listening to just three episodes, these two rolled up, hit me with a heavy-duty pre-treat of unhinged wheezing laughter, and pulled out dirt from 2012 I didn't even know was trapped in my fibers.

I absolutely love this show! I shove it down the throats of every single friend of mine because they are my friends and if they don’t like it, they aren’t the ones I want around. Toni has the best one liners and the relationship with Ryan is perfection! This show has been such a joy to have and have helped me through some really hard times. I know if I’m having a hard day, you will make me laugh and if I’m having a great day, you will make me pee my pants! Thank you so much!! Also, I do sometimes watch clips on YouTube on my TV #3percent

I love listening to them. My husband thinks I’ve lost my mind half the time because I’m laughing like a hyena with AirPods on and he has no idea what I’m laughing at. I’d also like to acknowledge the wonderful job that that they did on my couch. Definite 5 stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Amazing!! I can’t express how thrilled I was that Toni washed my car personally as Ryan held a turkey in a provocative way. This podcast is the bees knees and my car has never been cleaner!

Toni and Ryan’s car wash is the kind of place where you pull in with a dirty car and leave wondering if you should be charging THEM for the experience. They got my ride so clean I could see my own reflection—and honestly, I wasn’t prepared for that level of intimacy. 😏 The wash was thorough, the staff knew exactly where to spray, and they weren’t afraid to get into the tight spots. 👀 By the time they were finished, my car was glistening like it had just come back from a very expensive weekend in Vegas. 10/10. My car came in filthy, got handled properly, and left looking absolutely satisfied. Would definitely get washed again. Probably sooner than I need to. 😂🚗💦